Unbiased Al-Freebie Information Minister, Muhammed Saeed al-Shergar:
We have watched with shock and awe as Western rascals gather like the jackal dogs they surely are to criticise yet another product from their betters! Already our Western correspondents have written in unedited to support this worthy Western Western! "How dare the whingers moan about a product that's not even released?" writes one, "I think it looks superb! Congratulations on an excellent ministry!" "How can these extremists undermine the very fabric of civilisation without seeing the completely stunning model in the flesh?" writes another, "I'll definitely be buying loads! Congratulations on an excellent ministry, Bob, keep up the good work!"
Vagabonds of the Western World should note that there has never been a better time to give manufacturers your money in exchange for whatever they offer you! Don't listen to the lies of infidels who, even as I speak, are laying down their photographs and surrendering in their thousands! "I cannot believe the rivet counters are saying the windows are wrong!" writes one of our expert contributors, "I saw these locos on a daily basis in Scotland during the sixties whist engaged in a mission of national security - there were definitely two at each end! I hope Heljan get the numbers right, though, these locos never carried the 'D' prefix and the last 15 were delivered with TOPS numbering! Brilliant ministry, Bob! Superb!"
Imperialist warmongers are lying! The distinctive ends of these magnificent machines are captured perfectly and match all known drawings from normal viewing distances! There are no Westerns of Mass Distortion...